Wall Street!

NEW YORK (CNNMoney) — Stocks pared early losses and headed higher Friday, as investors cheered the resignation of Egyptian President Hosni Mubarak.

Dow Jones industrial average (INDU) jumped 28 points, or 0.2%; S&P 500 (SPX) gained 4 points, or 0.3%; and Nasdaq (COMP) rose 6 points, or 0.2%.


"This is a global revolution, managed by the imam of the ages" Ahmadinejad, who is very religious, told large crowds gathered on and around Tehran's central Azadi square.

He predicted the formation of a world government, ruled by Imam Mahdi. "Hearts and beliefs are swiftly leaning towards forming a global governance and the necessity of the rule of the 'Perfect Human' linked to the heavens."

A world ruled by money. A world ruled by Imam Mahdi. It's a happy day for profits and prophets.