First he stole money. Then he stole art. Now he's going to federal prison for four years—and he "howled" at the judge's sentencing Friday, the Seattle Times reports.

The judge told him:

"It appears the major tragedy in your life was when you were on the Oregon tennis team and you lost a few matches," the judge said. "It boggles the mind.

"The evidence has shown that you are a thief who believes he is entitled to other people's property," Lasnik said. "You used your intelligence and your charming personality, but you are still a thief."

I would like to stop hearing about this man.