As Fnarf points out, normal Americans (plus Rosie O'Donnell and Tawny Kitaen) are wigging out over the Arcade Fire's "Album of the Year" win. (Sample comment: "I seriously just heard of them....Anyone who wins album of the year should be known by EVERYONE!" Um, okay. Did people wig out this hard when Herbie Hancock won for his album of Joni covers? Or when all the million-year-old hillbillies won for the O Brother Where Art Thou? soundtrack?)

But all other meltdowns are eclipsed by whatever happens to reporter Serene Branson in this would-be Grammy-covering clip.

Terrifying. Her look of shock at what's coming out of her mouth will haunt me. I hope she's okay.

Thank you, Slog tipper Colonel Bacon!