Writer Roberto Aguirre-Sacasa has been hired to rewrite Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark. He has extensive experience writing both musicals and comic books, so the nerd hope is high. Can he make Spider-Man more geek-friendly while simultaneously making the show more exciting and, well, lucid? And with this announcement, is Spider-Man's new super-solid for-really-real-this-time opening day of March 15 in peril? Only Arachne (and maybe the Geek Chorus, if they survive the rewrites) knows for sure.