Hello everybody. Remember all that business about the cattle-deworming drug that is being cut into cocaine and is ruining some people's immune systems? And the test kit we put together and started distributing?

Because demand has outstripped supply—we're working on making more, but it's taking longer than we thought—we've put the recipe online here.

Which means that you folks in New York and Miami and Chicago and San Francisco and all the other cities that have written in wondering about kits can make your own.

You probably can't make it in your garage (since it requires things like bovine kidney alkaline phosphatase), but a basic chem lab should be able to handle it.

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Now please enjoy some recent results from the postcard surveys we've been handing out with the test kits:

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