Officials are responding to "weather forecasts predicting snow falling in Seattle."

My God, people, can't you see? YOU'RE GONNA DIE!


Full terrifying press release after the jump.

The Emergency Operations Center activated at 4 p.m. today to respond to weather forecasts predicting snow falling in Seattle. The Emergency Operations Center will be active through the evening commute and will be active during Thursday morning’s commute.

The activation is an inter-departmental effort to monitor and respond to the forecasted snow event.

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