Remember the cafe that purportedly banned TSA agents from its premises?
Well, the Transportation Security Administration says it's not real. When reached today by phone, SeaTac TSA spokeswoman Tracy McConkey said, "We don’t have any confirmation that this story has any validity at all. It’s not in Sea-Tac airport or in the surrounding area. We don’t believe that it exists."
Obviously, this is one more strike against the TSA-banning cafe of mystery being a real thing, so until KC McLawson—named as the original source of the story here—confirms this isn't a stupid hoax with Paul Constant, we can probably file this much-reported story under apocrypha.