This was apparently running around the texts and emails while the shit was going down:
Dear Egyptian demonstrators,
Please do not damage the pyramids. We will not rebuild.
I know, I know, it looks like Egyptians built the pyramids and not the ancient Israelites. But still.
More jokes from the uprising at the Atlantic.
And: As eastern Libya falls to the opposition (can we call them guerrillas yet?), the new Egyptian-military leadership faces its first major, post-uprising security challenge.