This was apparently running around the texts and emails while the shit was going down:

Dear Egyptian demonstrators,

Please do not damage the pyramids. We will not rebuild.

-The Jews

I know, I know, it looks like Egyptians built the pyramids and not the ancient Israelites. But still.

More jokes from the uprising at the Atlantic.

And: As eastern Libya falls to the opposition (can we call them guerrillas yet?), the new Egyptian-military leadership faces its first major, post-uprising security challenge.