Venomlash dared enter the swamp of this thread, where he canters out, unmuddied, with this gem:

@106: Please inform me as to where or when I have claimed to be transsexual. (PROTIP: I haven't. I'm not even a transvestite or anything.) And I'm not a liar either; I'm a pony. A pretty little pony, groomed and currycombed until I shine in the sunlight, my silky mane billowing in the breeze, the lustrous hairs of my tail streaming behind me as I canter daintily across meadows full of pretty flowers.

Venomlash, ladies and gentlemen (and transgendered people and queer gendered people...)!