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The Academy Awards are this Sunday (5:00 p.m. on ABC, with a 4:00 p.m. red-carpet preshow). Do you think watching the Academy Awards is too boring? Well, here is WM.™ STEVEN HUMP-ME'S ACADEMY AWARD™ OVERDOSE GAME™ to make things more interesting. This game is sure to spice up your Oscar party. The rules include:

Whenever anyone mentions the film The Social Network, scream, "NERD PILE!" and throw your body on top of the nerdiest person in the room. Laugh uproariously, drink an entire bottle of vodka, stop laughing, and start loudly sobbing in the corner.

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Read Hump's Oscar commentary and find the rest of the game rules here.

Feel free to jump in: Do you have some predictions about who will win? Who actually deserves to win? Rage over who was left out? An in-depth analysis of who is hottest in each category?

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