When I first heard they were making a Reservoir Dogs porn movie, I thought it was great that gay porn was finally getting into the pop-culture parody trend. I mean, it had to be gay porn, right? Since Reservoir Dogs has almost no women in it, that would make sense. But who ever said porn had to make sense? You can go watch the trailer on Bleeding Cool, but I'm warning you: The most notable thing about that trailer is the awful "Stuck in the Middle with You" ripoff song on the soundtrack.

But that's not the weirdest porn-related news item of the day. No, that would be This Ain't Jeopardy! XXX.

Shame on them for not working in a subplot involving a hyperintelligent sex robot who conquers the game. That would be some topical shit.