Attention everyone who wouldn't dream of missing the cavalcade of glamorous fashion, blinding star power, arbitrary award-bestowing, and endless opportunities to watch famous people fall down known as the Academy Awards: Please commence your sassing in the comments.

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Will co-hosts James Franco and Anne Hathaway redeem the sins of Rob Lowe and Snow White?
Will featured performers the PS 22 chorus make viewers weep with their wonderfulness?
Will the movie about the Aspergers-y web geek fall to the film about the stuttering king?
Soon we shall know.

*-Once upon a time, this was going to be a full-on live-Slog, but due to technical difficulties, we must make do with this open thread. Also, The King's Speech will win Best Picture, but David Fincher will win Best Director. (And my beloved Jacki Weaver will win nothing, but that's okay because she rules and she knows she rules.)