Both Charlie Sheen and Muammar Gaddafi gave insane, potentially drug-addled speeches this week. Vanity Fair has this hilarious quiz of quotes from the two crazies. Who said which?! Answers below the cut.

1. “Remember these are my people...not yours...we will continue on together...”

2. “…maybe they should let their women and their daughters go out.”

3. “We won’t lose victory from these greasy rats and cats...”

4. “Clearly I have defeated this earthworm with my words—imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.”

5. “Walk with me side-by-side as we march up the steps of justice to right this unconscionable wrong.”

6. “I fire back once and this contaminated little maggot can't handle my power.”

7. “Shame on you, you gangsters. Surrender…”

8. “They are trigger happy and they shoot especially when they are stoned with drugs.”

9. “I am like the Queen of England.”

10. “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy.”


Meanwhile, the Gaddafi prize for human rights may be entering its final year.

ANSWER KEY:
Sheen: 1, 4, 5, 6, 10
Qaddafi: 2, 3, 7, 8, 9