First, a seminal scientific discovery*: penis-shaped passionfruit.

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I DONT KNOW WHOM YOU'RE HOPING TO FOOL WITH YOUR ESTIMABLE PHOTOSHOP SKILLS, O HAG!
  • I DONT KNOW WHOM YOU'RE HOPING TO FOOL WITH YOUR ESTIMABLE PHOTOSHOP SKILLS, O HAG!

*"Brazil, putting the penis in passion fruit" is a real missed opportunity of a headline, no?

And an important consumer warning! I am so glad there are disinterested parties looking out for me!

Beware of Low-Quality African Mango from China

With the recent publicity and fanfare surrounding African Mango, it's no surprise that sites are popping up all over the Internet claiming to offer African Mango at bargain-basement prices.

However, according to a recent report published by Consumer Laboratories, Inc., an independent testing organization that reviews health and wellness supplements, a lot of these products, which are often imported from China, have less African Mango than indicated by their labels and have other ingredients and artificial fillers.

How To Find a Quality African Mango Product

With dozens, if not hundreds, of African Mango products being sold online, selecting one that's worth your money can be a difficult and confusing endeavor.

According to consumer and Better Business ratings, the 100% Pure African Mango product is considered one of the most effective and trustworthy, with laboratory tests certifying the product's potency and quality.

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The website offers a 100% risk-free trial of the product, and the site doesn't try to fool customers into signing up for hidden offers or those controversial "auto-ship" programs.

The upshot? I need to stop getting drawn in by those "Hit the Monkey!" banner ads (pro tip: it's not a real computer game!!!).