Steve Murray made a bunch of movie posters for fictional adaptations of beloved kid's stories. And in so doing, he inadvertently created the movie of my dreams. Who do I have to pay to make this happen?

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I can't be the only Charles Schulz worshipper who also adores Jason Statham, can I?

...can I?