The Morning News

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Look at that strong, christian black man. Mudede must be out ring shopping by now.
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Loving the Mayor recall in Miami-Dade.

"The campaign to recall Alvarez was launched in October by billionaire businessman Norman Braman after Alvarez successfully pushed for a property tax-rate increase to help plug a gaping budget hole. At the same time, Alvarez pushed for labor contracts with employee unions that included pay hikes for most county workers this year."

muhahahaha.... muhahahaha....
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This is a banner day for David Schmader headlines, particularly "Fair Enough" and "Today in Precociousness". I wish you were my best friend.
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Re: 'Fair Enough: Man says he set Lynnwood hotel room on fire because Satan was living there.'

How is fire supposed to drive out satan? Isn't that kind of his thing?
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Finally, a bonus to America's love with processed over salted foods- we have enought potassium iodide!
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if a million non-Christian eyes rolled in their sockets.
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someone said "bless your heart" to me just last night ...
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How is Baby Joseph doing today?

"Escape From Canadian Death Panel - Day 2"
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And here's something for 5280 to brighten his day with.
As much as I may dislike the NRA's positions on background checks, promoting gun safety awareness is a good thing.
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VL, that happens much more frequently than you would ever believe.
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@10: I blame Call of Duty for making people think that it's easy to ADS with a shotgun.
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That and Hollywood. There's so much misinformation about guns in TV shows and movies it boggles the mind.
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"Area Codes" is to Hip Hop what Hey Jude is to Classic Rock.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvrKzmkdB…

RIP Nate Dogg
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For the record, some MREs are fucking delicious.
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@8 I hear they're filling Baby Joseph with sand and using him as a door-stop.
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We heard that too.
It seems the previous doorstop, your brain, was dragged off by a stray cat....
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Wait, playing too much Xbox/Atari can cause people to not see that Jesus was born of a virgin? Well now I know my problem. I'm still choosing Xbox over Jesus though.
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@15 Oh noes! I am has no bwain. Here kitty, kitty, kitty.

Oh wait bwain still there. I can feel it with a q-tip.