In Case You Missed It: Dorothy Parvaz is alive and well.
More Good News: Missing WSP trooper found safe in Cascade Mountains.
Mixed Smoke Signals: WA state to spend $200,000 to help people quit smoking, state senators approve a plan that would allow cigar and pipe smoking at a limited number of establishments.
Rich People's Disease: Now striking poor folks.
Solinuu Leae: Meet the Seattle teen who can't seem to stop brutally assaulting people.
Amanda Knox: Now on trial for slander.
Items Left Unclaimed in Safety Deposit Boxes: Up for auction today in Kenmore!
Horse Herpes: Under surveillance in Washington State.
Itchy Forever: Threat of bedbug infestation may trigger bedbug psychosis.
Bologna Smugglers: Not a euphemism.
Finally, on this day in 1967, John Lennon and Paul McCartney sang backing vocals on the Rolling Stones' 'We Love You' during a session at London's Olympic Studios, creating the closest thing to a Beatles-Stones collaboration the world has ever known. I imagine drugs were involved. Enjoy.