In the comments of this Slog post, Goldy writes:
Not just the "tastiness" of the pudding... the mouthfeel. Geez... you just don't get it.
I immediately jumped in and chastised Goldy for using the word "mouthfeel," when "consistency" would work just as well. (Presumably, pudding would be smooth, no matter which orifice you stuffed it in. It's not like the mouth brings anything special to the texture of the food.) A number of other commenters backed me up.
And so now a moment of great solemnity is upon us, Slog. We have gathered to decide whether we should forever ban "mouthfeel" from Slog. To make our final judgment, we call once more on that most ancient of traditions, a scientifically binding Slog poll: