Wonkette found this video of "Slippery" Rick Santorum accusing President Obama of destroying 40 million jobs, or 30 million jobs, or something like that. Whatever! Santorum says he doesn't know how television news anchors count.

Failed Senator Santorum says that first the Obama administration "claimed...they created 280 million jobs" and "now they're saying they only created 240 million jobs." That's "30 million less jobs as a result of the stimulus package," Santorum says. (It's important to note that these numbers have absolutely no basis in reality.) Holy shit: