"I don't THINK so. Now stick a ruler in my anus, Catholic Church. Do it. I dare you. I think you will find that my anus is very tight! Not like some of the gay anuses I've seen. STICK A RULER IN MY ANUS OR ELSE."
Torres responded by saying he intends going to Rome to show that he is being expelled from his parish unfairly.
The priest, who insists that her and the 28-year-old with whom he was photographed on a trip to Fátima are just good friends, and threw down this challenge:Let them measure my anus and see if it is dilated.
Thanks to Slog tipper Mark.