"Santorum Catches Fire"

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1
OW OW OW MY BALLS
2
That headline is so, so wrong.

@1 - If santorum catches fire, I think scorched pubic hair would be the least of your worries.
3
"Do you smoke after sex?"

"I don't know, I've never looked."
4
President Shit Stain Santorum. Then we'd really go down the toilet.
5
Heh.

OTOH, what is this about journalists reporting news or making news. Jeebus...
6
Well, he is running to be VP, but only Mitt Romney's VP. I think Santorum is focusing almost entirely on the "family values" schtick because he thinks Romney is going to win the nomination, and will need someone with the "culture warrior" fred necessary to placate the religious right.
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I wish I were a real boy, but I grew up.
8
Rub in Santorum? No, it's better to wipe it off with a towel. Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk!
9
My brother thinks Rick is the shit.
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Looks like they changed the title.
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@6: Santorum is Culture Warrior Fred! I don't know what that means, but it sorely wants to be on a T-shirt. Thanks for the inadvertent laugh of the day.
12
That shit's like superglue, highly flammable when combined with cotton.....watch out for your underoos!
13
It seems to me that there is a Santorum framing problem.

Rick Santorum argues that Frothy Mix Santorum is his Google problem, because people Googling Rick Santorum get Frothy Mix Santorum instead.

But Frothy Mix Santorum is actually MORE POPULAR than Rick Santorum, based at least on Google's algorithm. Seems more likely, then, that someone would be Googling in search of Frothy Mix and would accidentally encounter Rick instead Googling Rick only to find Frothy Mix.

If anything, it appears that Frothy Mix Santorum has a Rick Santorum Google Problem.
14
The last line says it all:
"It's fascinating to watch this unfold, a test of how much one member of the media can bend the narrative to boost a candidate."
One in Christie's case, instead of one member to boost the candidate, we have nearly the entire MSM, squawking all day yesterday and now going into today.
15
Hmm, I am never eating another Reuben as long as I live.

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Dost mine eyes deceive me? Has swearengen missed an opportunity to troll this thread within the first few hours of posting?