As Goldy and I were perusing these pictures Kelly O took last night at our Town Hall School Board debate, Goldy remarked that all the contenders, through no fault of their own, resemble characters from Little Shop of Horrors. What do you think?

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  • Peter Maier, auditioning for the role of Seymour Krelborn.

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  • Sharon Peaslee, street urchin.

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  • One of these people is about to be eaten alive...

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  • Michelle Buetow as love interest Audrey.

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  • From Wikipedia: "Audrey is a pretty blonde with a fashion sense that leans towards the tacky."

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  • KIRO's Dave Ross moonlighting as a creepy dentist.

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  • Sherry Carr as Audrey II

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  • The victims.

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  • Doo-Wop girls Melissa Westbrook and Lauren McGuire tell shit like it is.

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  • Challenger Kate Martin doesn't think any of this is very funny, Cienna.

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  • Maier: "I can't help it I just look startled all the time!"

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  • Marty McLaren as an extra (I'm running out of characters).

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  • More victims.

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  • "Suddenly Seymour is standing behind me..."

Dearest Michelle et al: Please blame Goldy. It's his joke, I'm just the messenger.

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