Because everybody else is. First Christie has been dragged out into the spotlight again, now pundits are talking about a Huckabee re-run? Who else can the Republicans reconsider in an effort to make their shabby field of contenders look slightly less shabby? (George W. Bush constitutionally can't run again, remember.)

How about you? Are you going to run as a Republican candidate for president?

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