Christie Isn't Running

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1
Well, yeah. Look at him. Guy hasn't run anywhere in the last 20 years.
2
Who?
3
@1 ftw
4
@1 If he won't run we must Taft him!
5
Yeah, but is Sarah running?!? I gotta know!!!!!!!
6
in 2012. he'll be put on a crash diet for 2016.
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@5 I think she's in the 5K in Fremont.
8
Damn it, that means we have to put up with him for longer in NJ.
9
@1 wins.

Christie has too much scandal (I know, huh?) to run, I think. Too much grist for surviving a primary...
10
@4, Historical fat joke!
11
And... we've always known this. The media pretended not to know because they are bored with Mitt Romney. And because Rick Perry is just too embarrassing.
12
Hey, what's a few extra unfunded wars with countries, right, @11?
13
The door of the clown car slams shut on his big orange gloves.