A big shiny gold star goes out to slog commenter PEM, who writes in defense (?) of Charles's irreplaceableness:
Mudede's non-Amanda Knox features are lovely. It's his Slog posts that are borderline insane. I propose a system of emoticons to help us parse his often inscrutable approaches to tone.
I have noticed something magical on the way to work about birds.
I am provoking you to get a reaction. Slog is my tickle machine.
Shitty things about kids and dogs.
Shitty things about my kids.
Shitty things about women
Space! Rainbows. F*ing magnets, how do they work!
The futility of Americans who buy things
Charles can't stop cackling. Paul can't stop giggling. The gold-starryness continues after the jump.
Marxist reasons why it's okay someone middle class is sad.
The fact that a robber of color made them sad puts me in an awkward place philosophically.
$·$ :'-( ™
He took your wallet?!? Yet again my children embarrass me!
Amanda Knox did it.
Or maybe not.
No, she really did it.
She's white and has sex, people! Stabby, stabby!
I have heard of a band.