Tigers! Pythons! Godlessness! This Home Safe trailer, which came via Christian Nightmares, has it all:

I like to think this movie was directed by Stanley Kubrick in the middle of a lost weekend, and that it concludes with an LSD-soaked grandpa shaving a crucifix into the tiger's side in the middle of a spanking orgy set to music by the Chombies, a little-known Christian Zombies cover band.