"We're not going to kill Big Bird, but Big Bird's going to have advertisements," Mitt Romney said at a campaign stop earlier today:

I'm sure that in Mitt Romney's America, toy and junk food companies wouldn't be restricted from advertising to children, either. That would make Sesame Street into a harrowing experience for lots of parents, since it's one of the few kids' entertainments that doesn't leave the children howling for a Happy Meal.