What would Knox eat?
  • What would Knox eat?

Word on the street is that Amanda Knox lives in the International District. Lucky for me, a friend of a friend put me in touch with a fellow who was surprised to find that he shared an apartment building with Foxy Knoxy. Here's your chance to glimpse into the life of an infamous* local celebutante!

You can remain anonymous if you'd like, or I can use your name.
I shall remain anonymous.

Does it seem like she has a big apartment? Or standard size for the building?
I bet it's pretty big. I know there are at least three of them living there.

How many times have you seen her?
Twice. Once with her boyfriend and once alone at the front door. I think I may have also seen her around the neighborhood. I can't say for sure. Everyone in Chinatown looks the same to me.

Has she ever been carrying anything in particular?

Does she seem friendly?
She does.

Is the boyfriend you've seen her with the same one from Italy?
No. From what I have read it is her old high school boyfriend.

Is he good looking?
He's whatevs.

Does he dress smart?
More safe than smart. Ready for anything.

Where do you imagine she might like to eat?
There is a Specialty's two blocks away. I could picture her with some soup and a SmartWater.

What do you think she might like to watch on TV?
Two and a Half Men re-runs.

If she were shopping at Uwajimaya, what do you think she might buy?
If she's anything like me, she would be getting mango mochi balls and plum wine. I bet she gets Oreos and bananas. The special fried rice is also good.

Are the apartments in your building moderately priced?

Is there a laundry room?

Is there a lobby with an intercom?
Call box outside.

Is there an elevator?
Yeah. It's really nice and the doors shut really fast. It's really tall and big and has mirrored doors. I love it.

On a somewhat related note, I found this tidbit on Facebook today from Carlos Alberto Fernandez Lopez: "Spotted Amanda Knox crossing the street in the ID today. We locked eyes. I'm not saying she's guilty, but there was something dark in there."

*Ned Nederlander: Oh, Dusty. Infamous is when you're MORE than famous. This man El Guapo, he's not just famous, he's IN-famous.
Lucky Day: 100,000 pesos to perform with this El Guapo, who's probably the biggest actor to come out of Mexico!
Dusty Bottoms: Wow, in-famous? In-famous?

¡Three Amigos! (1986)