Jesus... how many more credulous headlines do I have to read about the Mt. Rainier snowshoer who kept himself warm by burning money: "$6 fire kept lost hiker going during Mount Rainier ordeal."

It's a somewhat amazing survival story and all that, but a "$6 fire" is what kept him going? Really? It wasn't even six ones, but rather a one and a five. What's that... ten seconds or so of warmth? I mean, a 66-year-old man is lost in a blizzard on the side of a mountain for two days—and survives—and all the headline writers can focus on is: Ohmigod... he burned money!