The same Fox News douchebag who said that we shouldn't let our kids watch Chaz Bono on Dancing With the Stars for eight weeks because that would make our kids want to have "their breasts removed [and] penises amputated" doesn't see any problem with Newt Gingrich sitting in the White House for eight years—hell, all of Newt's cheating and fucking around is evidence that he'll be a great president:

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When three women want to sign on for life with a man who is now running for president, I worry more about whether we’ll be clamoring for a third Gingrich term, not whether we’ll want to let him go after one.... [And] two women—Mr. Gingrich’s first two wives—have sat down with him while he delivered to them incredibly painful truths: that he no longer loved them as he did before, that he had fallen in love with other women and that he needed to follow his heart, despite the great price he would pay financially and the risk he would be taking with his reputation. Conclusion: I can only hope Mr. Gingrich will be as direct and unsparing with the Congress, the American people and our allies. If this nation must now move with conviction in the direction of its heart, Newt Gingrich is obviously no stranger to that journey.

I'm going to go throw up now.

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