Dig Rick Santorum's craaaaazy Boehner tan! A few hours in Puerto Rico really pay off, I guess:

So to be clear: You can't ask Rick Santorum about his beliefs. You can't ask Mitt Romney about why almost all of his beliefs run counter to his previously stated beliefs. You can't ask Ron Paul about all the racist shit he published in his newsletters. You can't ask Newt Gingrich anything. That seems fair, I guess.