Filmed yesterday at 1:23 p.m. at Seattle's Westlake Center during the 2012 May Day protests

TREELICKER: "I dunno what the fuck they're doing." [points at protesters]
BOY WITH CAMERA: "So you're NOT part of the protest at all?"
TREELICKER: "I don't fuckin' do that..." [back at tree, caressing it] "It's the way I do it man, both hands..." [boy walks away]
TREELICKER: "It's my honey locust."

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2. Secure yourself to that (mmm-mmm!) shexy-tree.

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3. Kiss, lick, and kiss it—until your face turns blue (or you get a splinter). He didn't - I asked.

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Video and photos by Kelly O

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