Calvin Johnson Hunts chickens with guitar.
  • Sarah Cass
  • Calvin Johnson Hunts chickens with guitar.

You could cut the tension with a dull butter knife!

How was the dentist?
It was very satisfying.

Have you been fighting the cavity creeps?
I guess so. I've been fighting and winning, because I haven't had a cavity for years.

Have you been flossing? I floss sometimes and it's a bloodbath.
Almost once a day. It seems like enough, according to the dentist. If you just did it every day for like four or five days, it wouldn't be like that.

Here we have "Live Hygienic Tips" from K Records and Calvin Johnson. Anything else you'd like to say about the hygiene?
Um, uh, no.

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