...in what must be some kind of land speed record for divorces, Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise have reached a settlement. Holmes gets primary custody, and there's allegedly a very interesting clause in the agreement:

We're told there are restrictions on what Tom and Katie can discuss with Suri on the subject of religion, including Scientology, however, those restrictions are eased the older Suri gets.

Well. That'll certainly squelch all the rumors about this divorce, for sure. Glad to see all's well that ends well!