So, John, you're gay. And you sit there on stage with Maggie Gallagher, calmly debating her. As a gay man myself, I'd like to know⊠how do you keep from throwing up? Or slapping her?
I drink a lot beforehand. No, seriouslyâIâm just not an angry person by nature.
Do you think Maggie ought to be slappedâI'm talking figuratively here, of course, not literally. No violence, no violence.
For me, it not primarily about what she deserves. Itâs about what her arguments deserve: a good drubbing. I aim to do that in the book. Itâs about going after the best arguments the other side has and showing why they donât work.
Do you really think itâs argument that drives these people? And not simple bias? They used to argue that we were a threat to marriage because we didn't get marriedâour hedonism set a bad example (sex for pleasure! sex outside of marriage!)âand now that we can get married in some states, and we're fighting for the right in others, they argue that we're a threat to marriage... because we want to get married. Is it really about an argument if the argument is so elastic?
Generally, no. Nor do I think that itâs arguments that mainly drive our side, either. For the most part, people have gut feelings about these issues, feelings which are a product of their upbringing and their choices and their basic temperament and whatever. That said, I think that most peopleâIâll be optimistic and say âmostââbelieve that public policy should be based on reason, not just gut feeling, and I think that many people are susceptible to reasoned argument.
What drives our side if not argument? Your new book, your half of it, is a long argument in favor of marriage equality, isn't it?
Yes, but I donât think gay folks and their friends were just sitting around waiting for an argument before they make up their minds. I think moral insight often starts with gut intuition, which canâand shouldâthen be tested against the world. The argument comes later, and thatâs the real test: Do people just rest lazily with their existing biases? Or do they actually engage others, and move beyond their moral complacency? Thatâs what the book is trying to encourage.
So is there an argument that could sway Gallagher? Or Brian Brown?
Well, hope springs eternal. I mean, look at David Blankenhornâprominent marriage-equality opponent and lead witness for Prop. 8âwho recently changed his position. But keep in mind that I didnât write the book to convince die-hard opponents like Gallagher and Brown. I wrote it to reach the many people who are still working through this issue. And also to give people on our side some useful ammunition in the states where this issue is being debated.
Some folks argue that by calmly debating Gallagher you play into her hands. Some say we shouldn't dignify NOM with a dignified debate. By sitting beside Maggie on stage, smiling and joking with her, you give her a legitimacy that she doesn't deserve. If she told similar bigoted lies about, say, Jews, no representative from a Jewish group would calmly debate her.
Well, if half the country were anti-Semites, and Jews were not allowed to marry in 44 states, Iâd debate anti-Semites too.
What about the dishonesty? The lies? NOM, and Maggie, promotes false links between homosexuality and pedophilia (here, here), they misrepresent studies, they fund biased and inaccurate studies that slander gay parents.
Some of it is lies, some of it is laziness, and some of it is honest (albeit foolish) mistakes of logic.
Whichever it is, I think the best disinfectant is sunlight. You can shout âliar, liar,â or you can calmly explain
why theyâre wrong. I think the latter approach actually convinces more of the people who need convincing. At least itâs an approach that works better for me.
So, whatâs Maggie's best argument against marriage equality?
Oddly, I think her best argument is also her most underdeveloped one. Maggie thinks thereâs something special and important about relationships that create new lifeâand I firmly agree. She also thinks that, historically, marriage has had a lot to do with such relationships. Again, true. So her argument is that by letting same-sex couples marry we move away from that core purpose of marriage. Thatâs the part I donât see: how acknowledging marriageâs other purposes somehow takes away from its child-centered purposes...
Especially since gay people have children, too. Ahem.
Yes. Itâs one of the points I emphasize in the book: forbidding gay marriage wonât cause lesbians to marry their sperm donors and form so-called âtraditionalâ families, but it will mean that those childrenâand adopted children, like your sonâlive without the protection and support of marriage. Itâs backwards, really.
The state's schizophrenia where adoption is concerned is just⊠untenable. The state made me DJ's dad and the state made Terry DJ's other dad. And then the state turned around and said that we couldn't get married because marriage is about the best interests of children and children need to have married parents because that's in their best interests. Except for our child, of course. It's not in our kid's best interests to have married parents somehow.
âUntenableâ is a nice word. The words that more immediately come to mind would get us in trouble. But yes, the logical disconnect on the parenting issue is immense.
Thatâs one of the things that bugged me most about the recent Regnerus study, which compared child-welfare outcomes in different family forms. Social conservatives immediately started crowing, âSee, this shows that same-sex families are bad for kids and that gays shouldnât be allowed to marry!â When in fact, what it showed was that instability is bad for kids and that pushing gay people into the closet and thus into unworkable heterosexual marriages is an excellent recipe for instability. Untenable, indeed.
What's Maggie's worst argument?
Do I have to choose?
Yes, you do. Pick one.
I think her biggest non-argument has to do with the definition of marriage. She claims that two men canât be a marriage, and that calling them married is telling a lie. But she gets way out of her depth when she starts talking about how definitions work.
As you show very nicely in your rebuttal in the book. Iâve got to say, youâve got a lot more patience for this sort of thing than I do. The NOM folks just makes me want to scream.
Well, youâll have your chance if Brian Brown comes to dinner.
Brian Brown is coming to dinner. The date is set.
Excellent! Just remember to drink heavily beforehand.