I used to like cheese. UNTIL I WATCHED THIS. (gorp!)

Also, in related news, via WSB:

Sunday July 22nd at 2 pm
Zippy’s Giant Burgers
Will be hosting their first annual
Entry fee is $10
Registration begins at 10 am on the 22nd
And is limited to the first 20 contestants
18 years or older and must have valid ID and fill out a waiver form