Holy shit. At the Olympic torch-lighting ceremony, London Mayor Boris Johnson publicly and excitedly called bullshit on Mitt Romney. Here's what he said:

I hear there's a guy called Mitt Romney who wants to know whether we're ready. Are we ready? Are we ready? Yes we are!

This is a must-watch video. The quote itself doesn't convey the power of the moment; it feels like the biggest pro-wrestling match in the history of the world, with Johnson playing Hulk Hogan and Romney standing in for the Iron Sheik. You have to go watch it on the BBC. The relevant moment starts about forty seconds in. Man, good thing Romney's got that Anglo-Saxon heritage; otherwise, he'd really be fucking up this trip. Daily Kos has more about Romney fucking up, including a series of Tweets by the Daily Mail's political editor that is really quite unbelievable: