Last night in Tukwila, as reported by KIRO:

Police said a drunken driving suspect crashed his SUV through a yard near Tukwila and then tried to run away.

Investigators said the SUV missed a curve, flew over a parked car and truck and ended up down an embankment in the 12400 block of 64th Avenue South.

Witnesses said despite the shattering impact, the injured driver tried to run. "We had to chase him down the road, like a block, while on the phone with the dispatch, because he was still running,” said Travis Jones.

Meanwhile in Florida, a proactive cell-phone-haver recorded this:

Who's next????