As Anthony notes below, mass props are due to Mariner Felix Hernandez! YES!!! In honor, you must watch this if you haven't seen it yet:

I was the catcher in an intramural college championship softball game under, um, similar circumstances (hi Mom!). My oh my, was that a looooooong game. But we won!

*Thank you, commenter Gern Blanston; my understanding is primitive. AAAAANNNNNDDDD, changed because David from Chicago asked so nicely.

This one goes out to Ben.