If forced by captors to consume one of these two items spotted recently on the streets of Seattle, which one would you choose? Would it be the half-full plastic handle of warm 3 Star vodka, spotted during yesterday's stagnant afternoon in Roosevelt? Or the partially eaten green and white cake with a banana peel and an army of ants for toppings, aka bananta cake™, spotted the other day on Capitol Hill? Choose wisely.

  • Photo by Angela Lansbury