Ryan didn't run the marathon in 3 hours. Also, Obama didn't close that plant in Wisconsin. What he did, and why it's like the plant closing, is break promises made during the 2008 race. British papers, however, don't give a damn about Ryan's lies; they just want his sex:

Paul Ryan's [black American] ex-lover spent five months in prison for defrauding her employer out of $77,000 (but did he know this when he went to her wedding in May?)
Ryan's bout of jungle fever happened while in college.