I'm no doctor, but I am a pioneer of innovative self medicating. For instance, did you know that when you suffer from a sore throat and headache, a bottle of red wine does the trick just as well as cough drops and Advil?

You have to be okay with drinking at 9:00 a.m. but I am perfectly okay with drinking at 9:00 a.m. Best yet, it turns the common head cold into a party for one.