Woke up this morning to water pouring out of the kitchen ceiling, water running down the walls, water streaming out of the stove, water flowing from under the fridge, water coming down through light fixtures. A gutter failed last night—blown over—and somehow the rainwater coming through the gutter on the kitchen side of the house was redirected into the kitchen vent and came gushing into the house.

There were no casualties. But, ugh, what a mess.