I'm no stranger to cruelty. I firmly believe in the adage "humor trumps cruelty," but if it's a choice between making someone cry or delivering an insanely hilarious joke—well, that's why they invented Puffs lubricated tissues.

Example! When I was younger, I was fond of terrifying people. Not just scaring them—but actually pushing them to the edge of sanity, where bodily functions act erratically or shut down completely. A fave gag would be to wait for my neighbor to unload groceries out of his car trunk at night. When he'd take a bag into the house, I'd hop inside the open trunk. Upon returning, he would reach inside for another bag of groceries, and instead feel a human body. Now most people would say "BOO!" at this point. But as I am extraordinarily cruel, I'd wait an extra five seconds—to ensure my victim was at the height of confusion—and then scream "AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEYYYYARRGHHHH!!!" at the top of my lungs, leaping out to strangle him. Oh, did I mention I was wearing a hockey mask?

Sooo... yeah. I'm well versed in the ways of cruelty. HOWEVER! I always did it for laughs and never to be a dick—unlike those cruel dicks over at NBC and their insanely cruel and dickish behavior toward the cast and crew of Community.

As you undoubtedly know, Community is an NBC sitcom about a tight-knit clique of odd community college students starring Joel McHale, Alison Brie, Donald Glover, Gillian Jacobs, Yvette Nicole Brown, Danny Pudi, and that also kind of cruel dick Chevy Chase. After three seasons of great reviews, a cult following, and so-so ratings, NBC abruptly yanked the show from the schedule, replacing it with reruns of 30 Rock. It took an insane amount of nagging from fans, but they resumed broadcasting the show in March of 2011—without promising to pick it up in the fall. (So far, only slightly cruel!)

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