As the vice president was swearing in Senator Heidi Heitkamp, he uttered the momentous phrase, "Spread your legs, you're gonna be frisked.” Buzzfeed has video. He also tried to soothe Republican Senator Ted Cruz's crying baby by saying "It’s a Democrat, I know, it’s okay." Wonkette has links to that video. It never occurred to me before today, but Leslie Nielsen would've made a great movie Biden.