Peter Sprigg of the designated hated group the Family Research Council is running around telling anyone who'll listen how the Boys Scouts' acceptance of gay scouts/scoutmasters will lead to all sorts of awful things (fiery rain, bowel obstructions, God's suicide). Good as You is doing a great job covering Sprigg's would-be media blitz (featuring heartening push-back from CNN's Carol Costello).

But the subject of this post is a statement Peter Sprigg posted to Twitter a few hours before his CNN appearance:


I like to imagine these Tweeted sentences are something Peter Sprigg repeats to himself for five minutes every morning while brusquely slapping his cheeks and soaking his genitals in ice water.