Eater.com asked 11 fast-food chains in the U.S. whether they use horse meat. Ten of them said really, truly, unequivocally, NO.
But number 11?!
Denny's:
Reps said they were unable to provide comment.
Denny's did not deny serving horse meat.
Um, P.R. fail much?!?!?
Bonus: Here's Stephen Colbert on the whole European horse-burger thing ("We happily consume the rest of Noah's Ark"):