asked 11 fast-food chains in the U.S. whether they use horse meat. Ten of them said really, truly, unequivocally, NO.

But number 11?!

Reps said they were unable to provide comment.

Denny's did not deny serving horse meat.

Um, P.R. fail much?!?!?

Bonus: Here's Stephen Colbert on the whole European horse-burger thing ("We happily consume the rest of Noah's Ark"):