Slog tipper Guy has asked us to "PLEASE spread the word" about the cleanup of Seattle's Constellation Park this Saturday, March 2, at noon. Volunteers will bag and remove styrofoam, plastic, and the rest of the unholy detritus sullying this West Seattle beach. A bunch of dumb seagulls, who will pretty much eat anything, will love you for it.

Coffee will be provided by Pioneer Coffee, and local shops like The Alki Mail and Dispatch and Meander's Kitchen have posted incentives on the group's Facebook page: Dirtbags with Trash Bags. The event is sponsored by the Alki Beach Creeps Bicycle Club.

Those cycling will leave El Chupacabra (the one on Alki) at 11:30 a.m. Otherwise, meet at Constellation Park at noon.

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