There's No Such Thing as a Free Lunch

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1
I'm not sure I believe this. Were there witnesses?
2
Oh man! He ate 3 bagels?? And wanted more?
3
"HEY YOU TOOK MY WALLET!"

"IT IS MY WALLET!!!"

"I AM GOING TO SELL THIS WALLET FOR FIVE DOLLARS!!!"

What the hell?
4
Seems legit
5
Bagels... bet you can't eat just three!
6
Three bagels? That's, like, an entire day's worth of calories. Mmmm, carb-a-riffic! How much does three bagels cost at a bagel shop? Is it less than $5?
7
Seattle sounds like such a great place to live!

Free bagels and beat-downs.

Too bad the victim didn't have a gun when he got robbed. An armed society is a polite society...