What Happened When a Group of Friends Tried to Stop a Car Prowl in Progress

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1
Goddamn, what a fool. Alcohol is never an excuse for shit like this. If you can't go out drinking without developing the urge to break into cars and threaten people with stun guns, DON'T DRINK. Seriously, it's just not for everyone.
2
Don't take your stun-gun to town.
3
Where was notorious pepper-spray victim Phoenix Jones?
4
Is there a missing quotation marks or is my eyesight just getting really bad?
5
Dude. Dude! It's cool. He's just drunk. Yeah, he's got a 950,000 volt stun brass knuckles. He's just a drunk idiot. It's cool, dude. We'll take care of him. No. Dude! Why are you arresting him dude?! He's just drunk! I told you, we'll take care of him!
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@3 I was thinking his super-villain nemesis.
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@4 No, I'm with you. This was hard to read, which is unfortunate because the story is interesting. Sorry, intern, time to step up the editing.
8
Oh Ave. Rats, will you ever change?
9
This is where a gun would come in handy...

A real gun that is, with someone who knows how to USE it.
10
So....how dare you try to stop me from robbing you?
11
Ave rats really are the worst.
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@11 -- Ave rats aren't the worst. Self-entitled junkie panhandlers on Capitol Hill are the worst. Ave rats are the third worst.

(out of town "charity" canvassers are the second worst)